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T'was the night before Christmas,
Santa was drunk;
He was so plastered,
He knew not the difference
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by Milton Toran
at 2010-01-03 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers on
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by sarat
at 2008-06-16 |
Rating: 2.83
Votes: 46 |
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On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:Two Happy Meals,
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at 2008-04-27 |
Rating: 3.70
Votes: 47 |
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Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
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by Don Gardne
at 2008-04-22 |
Rating: 2.89
Votes: 9 |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
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by Randy Brooks
at 2008-04-16 |
Rating: 4.16
Votes: 19 |
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The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
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by Bob Rivers
at 2008-04-09 |
Rating: 2.62
Votes: 8 |
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Christmas is coming soon,
so much to get, so much to do
Clothes to buy for my 3 boys,
Thats as well as all there toys,
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by Traceybilsbarrow
at 2008-03-04 |
Rating: 3.17
Votes: 6 |
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toys
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy,
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by John Rox
at 2008-03-01 |
Rating: 3.40
Votes: 10 |
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Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
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at 2008-01-21 |
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5 |
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At Xmas time when we were kids,
we were bloody poor,
and Santa weren't too generous
when he knocked upon our door
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by Bruce Thompson
at 2008-01-21 |
Rating: 3.08
Votes: 12 |
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