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15.03.2010 / 19.29 pm
 

Funny Love Poems

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Yup, that's it.

"This is it," I thought
"This is my first kiss!"

"This is it," he thinks
by Megan Duplisea
at 2010-01-13
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2

Roses are Red...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Dragons fly south
to the mountains, WOO HOO!
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
at 2009-12-28
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6

Redhead

One day I met a redhead girl
The morning sun was bright
And sure I took her home with me
And stayed there for a night
by Alexander Nevzorov
at 2009-04-23
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 14

Do I know you?

When I see you I say I love you. When she see me she say do I know you? I say yes. She say from where. I say I'm your boy friend. She said witch one.
by Dalton
at 2009-04-23
Rating: 2.88
Votes: 17

My Destiny

Destiny Westiny
You
Are my destiny
by Valerie
at 2009-03-06
Rating: 2.42
Votes: 12

He Is Special

He is ver special
Only To me
Our first date
Was our last
by Emoni Biggs
at 2009-03-02
Rating: 2.38
Votes: 16

TERM OF ENDEARMENT (SOMETIMES FUNNY)

HE IS MARSH SHE IS MALLOW
IF COMBINED SWEET AND TENDER MARSHMALLOW
THATS HOW THEY ARE FROM THE START
CARE AND LOVE REMAINED NOT IN SHALLOW
by marine
at 2009-02-06
Rating: 3.83
Votes: 6

funny love poem(read if u love someone)

I met a friend, we were always there for eachother. We both fell in lvoe with eachother, until a day came. He asked me out. We kissed. My head turned right, and his left, we were by the pool. So we were about to kiss until someone splashed water.

We went to my house, my grandma was in the livin room snoring, so we sat in the couch, and we were about to kiss, suddenly my grandma farted.

by karla guzman
at 2008-12-29
Rating: 2.29
Votes: 35

Kick Her Out

I fell in love with this girl,
Our first kiss was in the past,
She thought it was so funny,
When she made me kiss her ass.
by Mathew Brockman
at 2008-11-13
Rating: 4.14
Votes: 28

RESPECT

R.E.S.P.E.C.T me and leslie put it on the wall.First came the R then the E that hot glue was getting on me.Then came the S and then P and E and C and T.WooHoo we are through.Come and see our work in collier's room.
by Bobert Duckling
at 2008-09-03
Rating: 1.90
Votes: 39

BEAUTY FROM ABOVE

I know I should'nt be saying this
But somethings just can't be helped
My mother taught me to always say what's on my mind
Instead of burning with fear of what others will think
by linda tusiime
at 2008-07-31
Rating: 3.75
Votes: 24

love is......

the knocking of my knees when you kiss me,
the message on my 'phone to say you miss me,
the early morning cup of tea,
your dependability,
by john hemming
at 2008-07-28
Rating: 4.15
Votes: 27

A wound in my heart

A smile on my face
A wound in my heart
A painted happiness
On an unlucky cart
by Judith Redmount
at 2008-07-04
Rating: 3.94
Votes: 16

Ain't It Funny

Ain't It Funny,
how you say you love me,
and that we will always be.
Ain't It Funny,
by LiL One
at 2008-07-04
Rating: 3.70
Votes: 20

Damn

She is the best girl
More precious than any pearl
She dont need money
She needs a guy thats funny
by Zubayer
at 2008-05-19
Rating: 3.41
Votes: 34

The Movie of Our Life

In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.
by Darien
at 2008-04-26
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 12

Hay Fever

I pulled the poem
Like a petal
From the flower of my heart

by Laurence Overmire
at 2008-04-11
Rating: 3.74
Votes: 35

What Do I Do

What do i do
when i am confused
Thinking of you
My heart is abused
by Shardae
at 2008-02-20
Rating: 3.18
Votes: 11

The Perfect Man

The perfect man loves you for you
and not just one tiny part.
The perfect man would sacrifice everything
for you.
by Kris
at 2008-02-18
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 18

Made Love All Night

Tonight's the night,
I want you to make it right.
I love you unconditionally, with all my heart.
I'm giving you me, so please don't tear me apart.

at 2008-02-17
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 20
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