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Funny Poems for Kids

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Funny Day

A Funny Day Would Never Come
I Became shirtless I Was Wondering Why Everyone Was Laughing At Me I Looked at myself i was shirtless
by Jake Dias
at 2010-01-25
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 3

Life.

Chips are nice with salt,
Teas are nice in pot.
Days without anjob meaningless,
Life without you hopeless.
by Bluwie
at 2009-08-02
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

my school project

I had a school project,
I thought it was very good
But my miss thought otherwise
And this is what she said
by hanna abbot
at 2009-06-20
Rating: 2.21
Votes: 14

now the loo

Now I have to go to the loo,
I could have a fart or two.
When yor rhyming,
Not good timing.
by fahriya
at 2009-06-07
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 12

my funny poem

it very funny when you tikkle me
its very funnywhen i go home and you scare me (and it freaks me out)
put your still my best friend and that what matters the most
by andjelina
at 2009-04-27
Rating: 2.25
Votes: 20

Buckethead

Dont you be, a buket head no no no dont, you be a bucket head, dont you be a buket head be a lemonhead!

From lemonhead
by Lemonhead
at 2009-02-24
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 6

KTA

KTA is heart filling
KTA will last a life time
KTA is never ending love
KTA is Kimberlie Tobie Alex and forever will stay that way
by Tobie
at 2009-02-24
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

Math

Math is a headache
like a throbbing sore.
You sit there and think and
think with a bore.
by Sophia Glinoga
at 2009-02-23
Rating: 4.06
Votes: 17

At my zoo

At my zoo,
the otters totter past Mr. Potter,
the chunky monkeys dance so funky,
the lions are buyin some lotion
by jenna
at 2009-02-23
Rating: 2.29
Votes: 7

Evil Aminlas

Bees are buzzing in my ear
Bees are picking up a deer
Bees are living in my house
Bees are eating up my mouse
by Nicole M
at 2009-02-23
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 6

Whatever

I was walking down the road
And I saw a very fat toad
I tripped over him
And heard "eeeemmmm"
by Emoni Biggs
at 2009-02-18
Rating: 2.89
Votes: 9

my pickle

funny pickle so sour
why don't you like me
funny pickle so sour
i'll eat you by the hour
by ashley gregory
at 2009-01-09
Rating: 2.24
Votes: 25

Vroom!

my name is cargo

cargo who?

by Tishana
at 2009-01-07
Rating: 3.08
Votes: 12

Mabye I'll leave it to the Hat Maker

I'm going to make a hat.
I've got my cloth,
And my thread,
And my sewing machine.
by Steph
at 2008-10-10
Rating: 3.27
Votes: 15

The man with the frown

Once upon a time there was a man with a frown
He lived in a funny house that wasn’t upside down
All along his street were houses from which he would recoil
All on their roofs, flung there by some unknown turmoil
by paintwhenpainted
at 2008-07-19
Rating: 3.77
Votes: 13

Afford more than bugee cord

The man drove up in his beat up ford.
He was holding a clip board
and looked like the man on the billboard,
who is holding a sword.
by country isbell
at 2008-07-10
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 9

Looking for "Fluffy"

The house next door was on fire
and their was a cat trapped inside.
Everyone was running out
but I guess the cat wanted to hide.
by country
at 2008-06-29
Rating: 3.24
Votes: 17

"The Ghostbusterz"

I just got a new job.
I don't know if I am going to like it.
With what little info I have been told,
I still don't understand it.
by country
at 2008-06-21
Rating: 3.32
Votes: 25

The dog at the park

I was leaving the park,
when I heard a dog bark.
I didn't think anything of it.
Why would I think anything of it?
by country
at 2008-06-17
Rating: 3.66
Votes: 32

kids

Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina, 4 to meena,
then what will You get?
by sarat
at 2008-06-16
Rating: 2.93
Votes: 45
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